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Courtney invented the idea of smiling when talking over the phone. You’ll feel that smile, even as she tells harrowing tales of horses, horrible screen names, and husbands — and her half of Steve’s story (from Episode #2). Courtney: Have you not heard of the DTR? Evan: What is that? It’s DTF! Dan: You want someone who’s DTF before you DTR, otherwise you’re in for a WTF. Evan: LOL. Music by Greg Gibbs.